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Mixelis

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A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.

He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.

People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.

Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
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Mixed Marriage

In Central Scotland this equates to a marriage between a Roman Catholic and a Protestant, unlike in other parts of the World where it might relate to more important stuff.
I do not understand why you hate xxxxxxx but I am the result of a mixed marriage.
by John_meffen June 12, 2018
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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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Penny in the mix

A person that is meh or odd amongst the most basic of their others

A penny amongst quarters
“We all drank hair of the dog but Louis drank tea…he’s a real penny in the mix
by Rod Stodson October 13, 2023
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Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners
She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts
by Kalnadia August 11, 2015
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Mixing It To Fix It

The concept of a pimp secretly dealing drugs, engaging in fraud, armed robbery, home invasion, etc. to main his flash and glamour as if all of his money came from the earnings of prostitutes. Doing this openly is referred to as "macking". However, real pimps don't do any type of hustling because pimping is a lifestyle, not a hustle. Pimps look down on both "mixing it to fix it" and "macking" because it is not considered true Izm.
Mixing it to fix it the Motor City Mack, taking crazy chances.. counting out rack.. the world is mine, one brick at a time.. or send her to the blade, one trick at a time.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Mixing

Irish slang for "hanging out" - sometimes in the context of engaging in nefarious activities in a large group with the lads
ma can i float out? the lads are mixing
by c0nneller May 6, 2023
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