Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 28, 2024
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
by Sir Cleveland September 29, 2017
When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.
by Dick _Shinary August 27, 2022
A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
by DownAstronomical June 27, 2023
This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.
Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.
Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.
Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”
Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”
Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”
Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
by YaGurlMS September 01, 2022