On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...
by Anonymous_012398 January 05, 2021
When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 13, 2021
a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay
sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 07, 2023
by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019
1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley July 25, 2008
Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October
Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother
Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother
by T-bone Tuesday October 07, 2019
A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.
C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
by blondecity April 17, 2023