Mars

Mars is also a Nickname for Marley. Mars is an amazing girl. She love to sing and play with animals especially cats. Her smile can help brighten your day. She is beautiful but doesn't believe it when others tell her. She is a Gifted and Unique Soul with enough love for all. She is usually a dirty blonde. Marley is The best.

I wish I was Mars.

by Abigail99 July 10, 2019

mar

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream

A little lad who loves
Berries and cream
Up the octave go for it

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream

mar: a little lad who loves berries and cream

by cause ur gay September 6, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness

Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

by Yashushgman January 20, 2022

Mars

Someone who is submissive and breedable.
Hi im mars = I'm submissive and breedable

Hey how's mars?

Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.

by The_Gego November 22, 2021

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022