ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Ugly Stick

Getting beaten with the ugly stick means your personality and the way you behave towards people is so ugly that somebody along time ago must have beaten you with the ugly stick over and over because you’re basically trying to inflict the same ugly that the ugly dick caused onto you onto others.

Vanessa is such a bitch. She’s always angry. She doesn’t need to be that way. I think the problem is she got beaten with the ugly stick way too much throughout life. And now she wants everyone to feel the same ugly she’s felt. Well that’s not our problem!

by CAP88 January 17, 2023

Butt Ugly

William Gilbert Boyer

He is butt ugly

by Will is butt ugly February 22, 2020

Ugly Hoe

Any mother fucker named Chris is what this is. Especially when his last name is Hollis. They tend to think they are amazing people but they are actually cheating, girlfriend beating bastards. He will tell you that you are worthless and make you turn against all of your friends. Don't get involved with one of these people they will fuck your life up.

I hate Chris.

Why?

He is a ugly hoe that cheats and abuses his girlfriends.

Well in that case fuck him!

by Yo momma eats pussy July 6, 2020

Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly

“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”

by Seth albright November 16, 2021

Vom-ugly

Something or someone that is so ugly it causes involuntary regurgitation.

Sean: "Holy shit man I just spewed a bit in my mouth."

Derrek: "I know dude, that chick was vom-ugly."

by siamly April 7, 2010

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012