national nigger day

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass

Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by hehehehenword October 27, 2019

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

national twerk day

It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.

-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)

Bet you can't do this! :)

by Shawty_kimy May 26, 2018

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

National Dome Society

A exclusive group who only accepts people if they have gotten dome, or a blow job

It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.

Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again

Ted: "Bro I just got head from that chick at the party last night.

John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"

by RJburger May 23, 2013

National Hockey League

The best sports league ever. Founded in 1909 as the National Hockey Association (NHA), the NHL is the second-oldest currently existing North American professional sports league, second only to the MLB. The NHL's championship trophy, the Stanley Cup, introduced in 1892, is the oldest currently existing championship trophy in North American professional sports. In 1926, with teams in Montréal, Boston, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the NHL expanded to Chicago, New York City, and Detroit. The teams based in Toronto and Detroit changed their names to the Maple Leafs and the Red Wings, respectively, in the coming years. Having Ottawa and Pittsburgh folded, the New York Americans and Montréal Maroons were the only two teams left other than today's Original 6. Both folded because of World War II. The NHL would not expand again until 1967, with new teams in Los Angeles, St. Louis, Minnesota, Oakland, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh. Later on, in 1979, the NHL merged with the World Hockey Association (WHA), giving the NHL teams in Winnipeg, Québec City, Hartford, and Edmonton. Winnipeg relocated to Phoenix, AZ, Québec relocated to Denver, CO, Hartford relocated to Greensboro, NC, and later to Raleigh, NC, and Minnesota relocated to Dallas, TX. In 2000, the NHL's last expansion year, a team was introduced to Columbus, OH, and the NHL was re-introduced to Minnesota. The Atlanta Thrashers relocated to Winnipeg in 2011.

Guy 1: "Did you watch that baseball game last night?"
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*

by Yoshibowser29 December 10, 2013

National fern day

April 20th

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017