Mormon Trail

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.

I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.

by A-Ba January 22, 2008

book of mormon

another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons ARE christians, why else would they call their church The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Days Saints, emphasis on the Jesus Christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em' a chance.

person 1: what is the book of mormon?

person 2: another testament of Jesus Christ

by g-thug-gangsta-fo-shizzle-ma-nizzle September 21, 2006

Mormon fucking

Instead of penetrating the vagina a male penetrates the female's ass in a cheap attempt for them both to remain "virgins."

Bro, that slut Mary you're mormon fucking has been mormon fucked by like 40 other dudes. You should try to steal her V-card.

by dhanijhonez May 6, 2009

Mormonism

The term for those who belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. IT IS NOT A CULT.

If you're Mormon, you practice Mormonism. Mormonism is NOT a cult.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Mormonish

It's when someone acts like a Mormon. get it?
Like jews: Stop being jewish

"Hey Skyler", "what", stop being so mormonish!"

by Sex withmeisgreat September 20, 2009

Mormon

A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.

I am a mormon. And i am proud of it.

by Jenna Lover April 4, 2005

Moron

One who spells badly and then tries to convince others to do so. Example.. "traveler or traveller"

That Moron can't even spell traveler.

by genuis May 1, 2006