smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.

I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!

by Cannajin May 23, 2020

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

money damp

When you don't classify as extremely rich but have enough money to be a bawler!

I ain't no millionaire but my money damp so I still get what I want!

by Kuurt July 22, 2016

Cop money

One who seeks sexual relations with law enforcement to gain favor, personal advancement or access to further a career or studies. A person sexually attracted the power of the uniform, constructs of justice and badge, does not see officer as a person.

See also Holster Whore cop whore

That A. J. major has been on more ride alongs then classes this week, I bet Cop Money.

J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.

The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.

by misogynyisuglyonucollegegirl November 9, 2013

Money Grows

My negros.

While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:

"Money grows on trees."

Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?

by Arnold Schwarze Nigger June 30, 2022

money woise

Can you suck it?

“Can you please bless me, money woise.”
“Can you suck it?”

by whatgood September 15, 2023

D.C. money

Wealth, or net worth, obtained by living in the Washington D.C. area.

--So, Dave, why did you decide to go to American University?

--Man, I'm getting some of that D.C. money.

by emmachictampa November 27, 2013