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Monday

1. The infamous dreaded day of the week, when kids go back to their most hated hellhole, school, and adults go back to the jobs they absolutely hate.

2. A day known to cause the "Monday Blues", where people feel miserable, depressed, or upset about going back to places they hate, and often feel disappointed that the weekend is over.
3. The day that Garfield absolutely hates, and the day that treats him horribly. His famous line "I Hate Mondays" is featured very frequently on the Garfield comics.
4. The most unwelcome visitor of all time, long overstaying its welcome.
5. A day only idiots like, unless they have no job or they do not work on Mondays.
6. Perfect synonyms for misery, depressing, and sad
1. Ugh, It's Monday again! I hate Mondays! Why Monday, I hate my job, fuck off Monday!
2. I suffer greatly from the Monday Blues, I hate my job, I hate my bosses, I hate my coworkers, I hate my life, I want to die, all thanks to Monday, the worst thing to ever exist.
3. Garfield, despite being a cat and having no job, hates Mondays more than anything, and always has bad luck. He always says, "I Hate Mondays" and often goes through physical pain, something that doesn't happen any other day of the week.
4. Monday is the most unwelcome visitor, yet it always comes back, and overstays its welcome, forcing us to spend 1/7 of our life with it.
5. If you like Mondays, you are an idiot, unless of course you have no job, or your job doesn't work on Mondays!
6. Monday is miserable, depressing, and sad, making it a perfect synonym for miserable, depressing, and sad. I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!
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Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February
1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)
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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”
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Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.
Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!
by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025
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Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you
person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!
by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024
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Migration Monday

Migration Monday is an internet holiday started to watch the movie Migration on a Monday but later turned to watching an animated film every Monday at exactly 11:00 pm EST (Eastern Standard Time)
"Hey man, have a great day and don't forget to watch the movie tonight for Migration Monday"
by JustStatik April 29, 2024
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Migration Monday

Made off of the migration movie where you watch only bird-related movies on Monday nights
Hey guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday, are you gonna participate?
by kas0 April 29, 2024
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