Matt

Matt is a man-slut, a fucking asshole who plays with girls' emotions and then leaves them. You meet a Matt and you fall in love with him, despite your friends' recommendations, and then he tells you he needs to focus on another girl. Matt has been known to get other girls pregnant, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has/gets an STD.

Matt hooked up with Ell, and then he ignored her. What an asshole!

by theauburnfox December 16, 2018

Matt Davis

Neville Longbottom look alike.

That mother fucker Matt Davis sure does look like Neville Longbottom.

by theotherguyallday February 23, 2010

Matt

Gay little boy who attracts Foxy Honeys

Come here Matt u gay nibba

by PenisLick69 March 14, 2019

Matt

the biggest simp there was to exist

person1: you hear about that guy Matt?

person2:yeah he is the BIGGEST simp

by kanekisrinkaku March 26, 2020

Matt

Piece of shit ugly motherfucker , who should suck his own dick .

That ugly mother fucker named Matt

by Lizzzzzz12 January 20, 2018

Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.

Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night

by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009

Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)

by Not Richard January 22, 2008