by evangaline58 November 29, 2010

Person one: Do you know Mars?
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025

by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022

a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023

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by Thay girl February 28, 2023

They are le fruity and the prettiest damn person I've ever seen in my life. If you have them in your life treat them like the damn king/queen they are because they deserve all the love in the world. There smile can light up even the darkest of places and there eyes are just so beautiful you'll forget your own name. There so funny and they are so kind and caring to everyone they meet. They will be there for you and support you through everything. They are perfect and they are the most beautiful intelligent flawless funny magical person alive.
by Vea0-0 October 29, 2023
