The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

cheryl and mariana

These two have the most wholesome friendship in the world. Watch out cause these two are about to take over the world. Nothing can split them apart so don’t even try. There like sisters split apart at birth. When they are together its as if they are a goddess and can defeat anything their way. These two will remain friends for eternity and beyond, nothing can break them apart.

‘Who has the best friendship?’ ‘It has to be Cheryl and Mariana, they’re inseparable!’

by CherylandMariana April 6, 2020

To pull a Mariana

Is to drunkenly 'water-burst" a mouthful of water in the face of another drunk awesome handsome amazing person.

To pull a Mariana on me would be a big mistake!

by Usgyu October 29, 2023

Will and Mariana

Will and Mariana is the best couple in the world. They are made for each other and they way they look at each other is honestly so cute. They are inseparable. low key the world's greatest couple

'who are those people holding hands?'
"ohhhh thats Will and Mariana

by thatonegirlisatitagain February 18, 2025