lingley

A lingley is a euphemism for the never ending struggle to get tail, whether it be from a male or female. Lingley was an expert of the tail pursuit in the American Southwest during the late 1980s, similar to Chaz Reinhardt from Wedding Crashers. For that purpose, a lingley is an homage to the hunt for sexual partners or the act of hunting for sexual partners.

i.e. "man, i think we should get pinned and pull a lingley tonight. I need to get laid"

i.e. " (with an unsuspecting parent) - mom, i would really love to stay and talk about grandma's boils but i have to go out and pull a lingley tonight."

by The Wonder from Down Under November 16, 2007

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008

lingweenie

A person incapable of making up new words.

People who submit entries to UrbanDictionary definitely are not lingweenies.

by JaniH May 23, 2005

LINGUINI

A name for a girl who isfat and white and loves to butt into conversations.

HAVE YOU SEEN LINGUINI?

NO YOU?

by Lmaobshboi May 8, 2018

ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007

lingus

A lingus is a penis that is very long and very skinny. It is the exact opposite of a chode.

Hey my boyfriend has a huge lingus!!! It looks like a pipe!!!

by The Low PAyment King (Ralph) June 28, 2005