lazy

the lack of determination for something by doing absolutely nothing but commits one of the 7 deadly sins 'greed'

dad: timothy GO CLEN UR BLUDE ROOM LADE!!!
timothy: no im too busy

dad: BS ur just 'lazy'

by sir genius 900th March 18, 2019

Lazy Effort

Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.

Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?

Naa, im just using lazy effort.

. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.

E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.

by The Universe is Purple January 9, 2019

Lazy

My life

I’m so lazy right now. I really don’t want to move.

by rrin June 16, 2018

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

Lazy

When you dont want to do anything

Im feeling really lazytoday , can we chill out?

by Unknonwn. July 19, 2018

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018