by Nat_Is_Your_Daddy September 27, 2021

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
by Datboijason November 1, 2021

the lack of determination for something by doing absolutely nothing but commits one of the 7 deadly sins 'greed'
by sir genius 900th March 18, 2019

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019
