Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

Obama's last name

The most stupid thing you can ever say. Just please, stop.

Idiot: Hey, what's Obama's last name?
Person: Excuse me. did you pass high school?

by Generic usernaaaaaame June 26, 2017

the last hard men

a cool band of ex-smack heads with

sebastion bach, kelley deal of the breeders, jimmy flemin of the frogs, and jimmy chamberlin of the smashing pumpkins.

isn't it kinda funny both kim and kelley deal have both been bassists in a three other guy band?

the last heard men are the last hard men, and woman...

by black frances October 11, 2004

the last son of krypton

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

by Dad was here yesterday August 4, 2016

Avatar The Last Airbender

The gayest and most overrated show that has ever been known to the human race, and is obviously a half assed RIP OFF of Anime.

Interesting facts to know about Avatar is that:

1. Most Avatar fans hate and bash on Anime, yet they dont even realize that they ARE watching a show that is mostly Anime itself.

2.Avatar is watched mostly by canadian fags that have no life whatsoever, and would love to meet and fuck Katara in real life.

3.Avatar is Animes BITCH. Without Anime Avatar would be another gay TV show for kids.

Avatar The Last Airbender SUCKS:D

by Your maker076 May 14, 2009

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

last minute prom date

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.

Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 30, 2008