When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021
Get the Jizz Blister mug.A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
Get the Jizz Sleeve mug.This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012
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Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012
Get the jizz gaymz mug.An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
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Get the Jizz Fart mug.When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.
Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
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