January 11

national kiss your SO day

emmy; hey it’s January 11th
me: oh I better go kiss my bf

by A rlly nice friend :) January 8, 2021

January 8

The day you fuck you gf/bf until they break

Boy :babe it January 8th

Girl: finally

by Fjdifngudnekfnfidmdmd September 20, 2021

No Juul January

A month where it is cool to drop the juul (and hopefully never pick it up again). Part of a new years resolution.

Brov1 - Happy New Year Bro! Got a device on you?

Brov2 - Nah fam, it's No Juul January!

Brov1 - ...

by Monky666 December 29, 2018

January 17

If Ur a Boi and it's a girl's birthday, go tell her how beautiful she is and that you love her couse January 17, is the day that beautiful people are born.

Anwar: You are so beautiful I love you
The girl that birthday is on January 17: aw thanks

by Bignoiyes134 October 17, 2019

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 23

Its national lick job and blowjob day yall.

Boy: its January 23
Girl:so what?
Boy:go to urban dictionary and see what it means

by Horny momma January 22, 2021

January 2020

Phrase or slang used to express negativity. or a series of unfortunate events.
Phrase used due to all the unfortunate events that took place in January 2020

If my girlfriend had to dump me it'd be January 2020

by jjjjjjjjjjjjj44 January 30, 2020