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Hoe-tower

The one friend who helps you out by distracting annoying girls to get them away from you.
I can always count on Jonathan to be my hoe-tower.
by Grammarguncontrol November 9, 2014
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Ratchetson Towers

The most ratchet resident hall at the University of Memphis. Full of ratchet people, pot heads, and the occasional fuck tard.
Emma: Hey, do you live on campus?

Kristin: Yea, but I live in Ratchetson Towers. It sucks.

Emma: Oh my god, I know! I live there too! NINTH FLOOR!!
by uofmstudent November 20, 2013
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twerk tower

Twerking on cheerleader perimade
The Chicago bears cheerleaders did the twerk tower
by Wadi. Uowcdb uowcd c uowed cu. December 2, 2013
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water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names
According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.
by RepublicofC May 28, 2015
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jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her
I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower
by sasquach hair September 21, 2016
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dump tower

'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.

Was Google behind this? Probably.
Jono, did you see Dump Tower on Google Maps earlier! What a laugh!
by JN7 November 27, 2016
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Tower of depression

Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.

After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*
by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018
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