Opening a collection of hard-core jazz mags at your favourite pages. Then arranging them in an arc in front of you. Kneel down and bash away.
"You alright mate - you look like you've seen a ghost?"
"I just walked in on my Dad - he had a dutch rainbow on the go."
"I just walked in on my Dad - he had a dutch rainbow on the go."
by Dog-strain December 15, 2009
Having thicker legs than most people due to proportionally short legs compared to a person's height. Dutch legs are often accompanied by a longer torso.
by Dutch Man November 17, 2010
The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.
by Blumpking2 July 22, 2008
When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
by Sarn September 17, 2003
Drinking beer for lunch. Actually very nutricious, considering that a good beer is similar to a sandwich in it's nutritional profile. Loaded with complex carbohydrates and vitamins such as B complex.
by yoyopro October 03, 2006
When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.
by traitorousroots April 14, 2010