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Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees
Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine
by JAYmist January 21, 2019
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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.
by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014
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heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends
That’s one heavy hooker
by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017
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bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
by burslem December 24, 2021
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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
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unoriginal hooker

A person who steals others tag lines, and is usually a slut and not worth anyones time....a.k.a. a hooker..
Alexandra S. is an unoriginal hooker. kthnx.
by Tiff, Alex and Kelsey April 2, 2008
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