by John McClain April 4, 2006

by ron December 15, 2003

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
by Cale Mays April 9, 2005

by mickael ascoet May 5, 2007

To make out with someone other than a significant other, probably for the first time with this person.
by Zanna May 23, 2005

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.
Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.
by StuartMI November 4, 2008

by piratemetalownsyou December 1, 2003
