hairy Q-tip

the process in which the male gentlty places his penis inside the female's ear. this procedure is similar to using a cotton swab.

ohhhhhhhh give me a hairy Q-tip.

by katie/bob May 16, 2003

hairy ass paki

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

hairy storm chaser

The phrase "hairy storm chaser" is used when described a particularly large, hirsute gentlemen who prefers the company of men such as himself, and has a predilection for analingus

Timothy is a such a hairy storm chaser. You should have seen at the leather bar after Taco Night at the Mexican restrauant.

by TinyBubbles October 8, 2010

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

by roocuckoo August 19, 2009