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Gjermund

Gjermund is a cool and calm guy who always gets all the girls. All the girls in his school get wet when they see him, therefore he can't go to school because all the girls can't concentrate when they see him. He is considered one of the greatest footballers that have lived on this planet.
Defenders: god damn, that guy is such a good footballer, must be a Gjermund.
Teachers: fuck, Gjermund is back, now the girls can't concentrate
by liketoosuckballs October 30, 2019
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Godjerking

When the height difference is so great that she has to put her hands above her head to give you a hand job.
She had me stand on the bed while she knelt on the ground and then she started godjerking me.
by GoldenJerk69 December 27, 2019
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Gjermundson

Lord God Gjermundson
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