Ass Goblin

One who gobbles ass

a turkey in your ass

by Abe Molitor August 10, 2003

Green Goblin

it is similar to the blue waffle except it is green. usually discovered when the dude removes his condom and there is a green puss covering it. it is unclear to tell if a girl is the green goblin unless you have sex with her and you discover the green ooze.

did you here that Liv is the green goblin?

by Greypods February 13, 2015

ass goblin

Another name for ass herpes

owww my ass goblin is acting up again!

by an ass goblin July 29, 2008

Day Goblin

Day Goblins are a cross breed of hobos, white trash and mentally ill. They can encompass more or less characteristics of any one of these. They can usually be found walking around their town for hours on end seemingly doing nothing and going no where. They are often given names according to certain characteristics i.e. "Change Goblin" (who picks up change under parking meters all day) or "Pipe Goblin" (always seen with a pipe). Day Goblins are usually harmless and mean no ill will but they have on occasion been prone to loud outbursts similar to Tourette's syndrome. Young Day Goblins are often seen wearing baggy 90's style clothing and sporting patchy facial hair, possibly in the form of a "chinstrap". They are a more mild-mannered version of their nighttime counterpart "Moon Goblins"

"Amy, did you see all the Day Goblins hanging outside of the gas station? Gross!"

"Oh boy, Crack Goblin is be-boppin' around the streets early today!"

by Thisischrisg March 29, 2012

Nob Goblin

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge

Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin

by Rebecca mercy llody June 8, 2015

curry goblin

A stinky Indian

Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets

by Anti-curry November 1, 2017

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018