a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂
by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 03, 2018
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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat March 25, 2011
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Phantom Front-End-Guy

The sensation felt when your best web developer and friend leaves the company you work for.

See Also: maudlin
"Why is that guy standing there with a database & dll, and looking around in confusion?"

"Hmm, perhaps he's suffering from Phantom Front-End-Guy"
by jad September 26, 2003
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Double Arabian Front Flip

A Double Arabian Front Flip is an aerobic action performed by pressing the Double Arabian Front Flip button.
Hint: Press the Double Arabian Front Flip button to perform a Double Arabian Front Flip
by Nub Nublet July 02, 2022
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fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.
When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.
by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006
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When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) and you are sincerely in love with them and want the world of Facebook to know. Facebook Official Front Page aka FBOFP means you are wifed up
They have been dating for 3 years and he doesn't even cheat on her, no wonder they are Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP). I bet they get married soon!
by Goooooooo July 20, 2010
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A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.
by McFeather October 11, 2006
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