Evan G

Beautiful, ripped, ladykiller, and most Evan G's can squat more than 855lbs there known for being really hot

Evan G is a sexy beast

by Big Dutch October 7, 2019

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

by I’m suicidal because of you December 13, 2019

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

Kaden Evans

Has no friends

Yo look at Fionn. He is a real Kaden Evans

by Beanz4172882 October 7, 2020

EVAN AND JOURNI

Evan and Journi are the badest couples in the world. but journi could leave even anytime

evan and journi if the fines couple in the world

by Jaylowlow March 25, 2023

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019