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Dumpster S'mores

When your life is a dumpster fire, but you make the most of it anyways by making something delicious out of it.
Bob lost his job and his wife left him, but now he's got tons of free time for video games. Bob is the king of dumpster s'mores.
by Visjar September 4, 2018
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Dumpster Dwyer

Dumpster Dwyer is a trashy new version of Dwyer that Js eats and feels bad for himself
by Dumpster Dwyer January 6, 2022
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Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men
That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"
by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021
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Spirit Dumpster

Sassy Goose loves to have someone play with his spirit dumpster.
by Three Dogg July 24, 2019
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Cum dumpster

A girl who often gets “cummed” on or in; a hoe.
Jessicas year book quote was “you think you know life until it’s dripping down your face”. No cap, she’s a cum dumpster
by Ya boy Lucas June 11, 2018
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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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