My dukes get cheezy

My parents get upset.

When I smoke in the car, my dukes get cheezy.

by litfigures September 23, 2020

The Duke of Death

The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command

Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine

by intorec July 24, 2022

duked

To get swerved,

Tim duked Brock

by Ruined Vibes June 20, 2017

fatty duke

a massive dump that will fly out your ass wether you want it to or not, a toilet filler.

Tom: OH GOD , ITS GUNNA BLOW!
Niall: is it a fatty duke?
Tom: yes , its a big one!
Niall: OMG ITS EVERWHERE!
Tom: AAAAH MY ASS BURNS!
Niall: dayum!

by morphiusthegreat November 21, 2011

Duke Bar

A part of the town Burnley, that is considered paradise...paradise if your a crackhead, drug dealer, a scumbag, meth addict, a murderer, a thief or a thug: Colne Road Pharmacy is the main drug store in the area, supplying the druggies with their supplies.

Duke Bar
Person 1: "I'm going to pick up my Paracetamol from the Colne Road Pharmacy in Duke Bar"
Person 2: "Colne Road Pharmacy, you getting some meth aswell."

by Masterg1 November 14, 2023

Duke of Argyle

File

Welding Inspector “ pass me the Duke of argyle this weld is savage “

by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021

The Duke

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.

Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?

Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-

Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY

The Duke: Uhhhhhh

by FunGun53 December 16, 2019