" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024
by Romtuggeri June 04, 2023
Digital booty refers to a person that posts or shows off their fat ass and doesnt t know how to move it
it’s just for show n tell not for actual booty moving purposes.
it’s just for show n tell not for actual booty moving purposes.
“*scrolling on ig* oh this bitch got a fat ass”
“oh nah man i saw that bitch in the club tryna twerk? tuh bitch got a digital booty”
“damn it won’t moving at all? a lil tremble? rustle in leaves?”
“niggah nawl”
“oh nah man i saw that bitch in the club tryna twerk? tuh bitch got a digital booty”
“damn it won’t moving at all? a lil tremble? rustle in leaves?”
“niggah nawl”
by pistolp007 July 23, 2022
An eccentric being that’s stuck in the screen. On your phone, in your head, in the galaxy above. To see or meet a DDG is in other words, peculiar & wondrous. Don’t let these beings slip between your fingers now, they’re magic. Ruby’s flow through their blood, stars expand their mind. They’re difficult beauties. Anyone and everyone can fall in love with them, but will they love you back? Digital Dream Girls, they’re your favorite song, you’re favorite planet, you’re favorite candy all in one. If you are to love a DDG, fall to your knees, have it so the love you give off is unconditional, because that’s what they are, what we are, what I am. An unconditional Digital Dream Girl, reigning throughout your favorite Milky Way to the song “Space Cadet” By, “The technicolors” Head to toe in diamonds, smelling highly of magnetic cannabis. Digital Dream Girls tend to be, scorpios/libras/Leo’s/cancers. So the girl behind the screen, she’s electric. She comes in waves, bigger than oceans and sounds. She comes in colors, beyond the rainbow and wheel. Eccentric remember? ✨🌱🌊 For the Digital Dream Girl who doesn’t love herself like she should.
“For she unlike others was a DDG (Digital Dream Girl), you could look but couldn’t touch. Like a movie star, but in real life.”
“She’s in the screen, the girl they wrote that song about”
“She’s in the screen, the girl they wrote that song about”
by Vasi 🍧 June 17, 2018
by lights.off.at.graceland May 17, 2007
When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 02, 2010
Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 08, 2011