Cupcake Man

A Guy who was caught wanting to have sex with a underaged minor on the internet.

Bro are you talking to my 8 year old daughter. You must be a "Cupcake Man."

by Sanspans February 12, 2025

cupcake cock

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.

girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now

by rebelmaster August 09, 2016

cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.

You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!

by All Outta Angst December 06, 2015

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 23, 2018

louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.

I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!

by BDSMeme March 26, 2016

Glitter Cupcake

After an act of relationship, icing the breasticle region of your partner, then proceeding to throw glitter on them.

You were great last night, those glitter cupcakes should get you more subscribers.

by HornSwaggledDoubleD May 23, 2022

booty cupcakes

The act of a male giving a female cupcakes in return for possible "booty".

"I made this sexy dime piece the best booty cupcakes you ever seen."

by Naoto February 10, 2015