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cupcake=Harry Styles
by taylieboo June 18, 2013
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Hollywood cupcake

the winning move was clearly offering James a Hollywood cupcake as we bumped into him on the way up the stairs
by Dennich Wallmacher April 15, 2012
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Cupcake Caked

Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)

Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"

"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
by The_Aloricans January 10, 2012
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cupcake charlie

When one man proceeds to give another man (usually his gay boyfriend) a blowjob, but smears cake frosting all over the recipient's penis and licks it off. Sometimes the frosting mixes with the recipient's cum.
Dude, I gave Bobby a lovely Cupcake Charlie last night. I used vanilla frosting on his cock, and then he jizzed in my mouth and it tasted really good!
Lovely. Was it any better than the time Johnny sleepwalked into your room and fucked you up the ass?
Actually, yes.
by Nirvana_Girl August 14, 2011
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The girl was talking smack and I was like, "If you wanna cupcake, we can cupcake, cuz I don't have time for you."
by Lavender1 June 29, 2011
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Cupcake

A sports team that's not very good.
"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"
by Krustov November 22, 2011
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Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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