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Cuck Christian

A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christianjust because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
mugGet the Cuck Christianmug.

Cuck

generally offensive insult; a cartoon chicken in a metal spring going goober eyed over gaga at the grocery store in mark zuckerbergs oculus quest worlds
by Pop Sizzle Bang December 13, 2024
mugGet the Cuckmug.

Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
by HugeCannon October 8, 2025
mugGet the Detroit Cuck Chairmug.

Cuck

by guccibanana March 19, 2023
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Cuck

What a cuck!
by ChillPolecat83 August 14, 2019
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Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.
by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024
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Cucked

The act of being barred from dressing as a minion by your significant other, usually associated with "being whipped".
"Bro all I wanted were some overalls, I can't believe she said no!" "She just cucked you!"
by Brian Delmonte April 13, 2022
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