coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Cream Dev

The creamiest boi in the land. A cream dev lives his life online, posting everything he feels. Most cream devs can be found playing disc golf in their spare time, and generally they drive Hyundai’s. (Specifically overpriced Elantras)
Other names for a cream dev include: cream boi, creamy boi, his creaminess

Did you see what he posted on facebook? That’s such a typical cream dev post.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

detroit cream

When 3 or more guy eat each others cum

The guys had a detroit cream.

by Theraven294 May 17, 2018

vagina cream

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina

O did you get the Vagina cream?

by poopyhead696969 January 24, 2020