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cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".
All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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House cracker

A poor to middle class white American who sells out to wealthy kleptocrats. Votes Republican and opposes taxing the wealthy.

A white house niggah.
That poor house cracker lost his job to outsourcing, his house to the bank and still voted for McCain.
by Momus40 October 30, 2011
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cracker

A racist term towards white people. For some reason blacks can call us honkey or cracker(not that any of us really care)but we all now that the only reason the government doesnt do something about it is because we dont want blacks to bitch even more. kind of like a toddler, you give him what he wants so he stops complaning.
Black guy:you cracker mothafucka!

White guy:fuck you nigger

Crowed: hey get that guy he said the N word hes a racist!

white guy: but he called me a honkey

black guy:that ill show you not to be racist hockey bitch!
by narglertarbler January 6, 2008
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cracker

a white person, especially one with habits which are deemed very white/pop culturally uncool, i.e. eating mayonnaise all the time, wearing plaid pants, playing golf, etc.
some people, like me, are not ashamed of being crackers and embrace their whiteness, however dorky.
see Dave Chappelle's hilarious impersonations of white people for an example of crackerliness.
well goshdarn it folks, I'm a cracker and I sure am proud of it. now I'm gonna go play golf and eat parsnips with my buds from the mayonnaise factory!
by Cracker Mcwhitey December 15, 2004
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uncle cracker

A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.
Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass
by T1mm0rz December 14, 2003
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Crunk Cracker

THE Typical White Guy In The Group That Hangs Out With The Black Comunity. The Biggets Jack Ass That Always Gets In Trouble. -NAO
There Goest Crunk Cracker Doin Some Stupid SH**!!!!
by Zac Derreberry September 8, 2005
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cracker ass nigga

A phrase that is completly redundent, because a nigga and cracker are complete oppisites.
OR
A guy who aks like a white boy little bitch with the connotation nigga at the end.
Shawn "yo, u a cracker ass nigga"
Marvell "Man that makes no type of sense"
OR
Osker "richard ur a cracker ass, nigga"
by Osker Segura March 19, 2007
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