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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
mugGet the Cougar chumpmug.

Cougar

Naomi is a cougar.
by paigem:) September 25, 2023
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougars

Most Paterson Public Schools mascot. To be honest it is very overrated. 6.532/10.
kid 1 - ur school is cougars?
kid 2 - m.
kid 1 - 9,25,23,24,2,6,1,1,3,44,6,7,6, or 13?
kid 2 - i do not even know.
by budthebuilder October 14, 2022
mugGet the Cougarsmug.

Cougar

A cat native to the Americas. They are the largest species of small cat. they are quadrupedal

The cougar is a cat not an old person
"Lets go hiking." "That's a bad idea." "Why?" "Because you never know when the cougars could ambush and eat you." "You're right those cats are dangerous especially when annoyed."
by Lightningiscyan April 1, 2023
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Reverse Cougar

A young woman who loves older men but doesn’t care about money status. The opposite of a cougar or a gold digger.
The girl I was with last night is a damn reverse cougar! She’s 19 and I’m 30 with no job!
by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Cougarmug.

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