A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!
Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 28, 2025
Get the Super Coopermug. 1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJeanmug. A very sweet, kind, funny, and loving person. He normally, has amazing blue eyes, and a great personallity. He is very good looking and will always give you a good time. He may be akward sometimes but it's cute when he is, he can be loud, and shy at times. He 100% the best person you will ever meet, get to know him. You will learn to love him!!
by noyoudonotknowme September 21, 2022
Get the Coopermug. This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.
I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
Get the Brett Coopermug. Cooper is a fucking retard he looks retarded and acts retared and he's fucking gay and he likes eating shit and eating his shit he likes dingleberry's just a little dingle berry. He also like lauras dad and likes sa
by fuckingjatecooper May 14, 2024
Get the Coopermug. The best at sports and always trys to be the class clown. He is handsome and have a big penis. He is the one that all girls love. He is the kind of person who will sweep you of your feet and dazzle you. He is always the best at whatever he does and is the sexiest man alive!
Cooper your so hot
by The bad guy in west ave October 9, 2018
Get the Coopermug. cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.
by absolute goat August 31, 2021
Get the coopermug.