CJ Controls

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.

I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.

by LimePasta August 16, 2016

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

speedballin out of control

To do exorbitant amounts of dope (Heroin and Methamphetamine). Usually within the confines of one evening at the trap. Often accompanied by drug buddies, assorted paraphernalia, and no regard for any type of human reason.

"Yo did you see Jess at the trap last night? That bitch was speedballin out of control!!"
"Yeah that bitch ain't human!!"

"She just likes to play 'let's see how high we can get without needing defibrillator' crazy bitch!"

by ·crystal·black·persuasion· May 5, 2018

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Controller

A Device used to aimbot. Most people are shit so they can't switch to keyboard lol.

fuck controller

by Rticc November 21, 2020