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Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)
Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time
by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020
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Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else
Sorry I was computering
by Overminer November 24, 2021
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computer visus

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK
by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017
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computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017
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hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
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OK COMPUTER

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*
by Styx223 April 20, 2024
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