by Syeshia May 21, 2017

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

when the chicken is choked.
by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024

by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
