Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

Numbly Broken

When someone has been hurt so many times it doesn’t hurt anymore.

*gets rejected again and again*

Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.

by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019

broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

Not-Broken

Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.

Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.

by Nice Ice April 12, 2012

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

Broken hearted

Someone did something to hurt you, break you, and make you genuinely sad. It could’ve been a breakup, a death of a friend, or just loosing a friend that causes a broken hearted person. People don’t think before they say things, even if you are tough, you can still get very sensitive sometimes and take things in personally. Being broken hearted has been said to be one of the worst feelings in the world, it’s awful. But sometimes you have to take in those feelings especially if you’ve just escaped from a toxic relationship.

It’s important to remember if your broken hearted and reading this, that things will get so much better. And that you can fix the broken heart just by getting yourself some good things going. Friends, .......- get friends and you will start to feel better

Person 1: I feel empty inside

Person 2: did someone hurt you?

Person 1: yeah..
Person 2: your broken hearted. Being broken hearted is awfully hurting inside your chest all the time. Someone hurt you, and you feel sad
Person 1: Broken Hearted? That makes sense..

by Casual_Toast August 19, 2020