Backside Blackbeard

A word used to describe ones hairy ass hole

guy 1:Omg that dude has a large supply of hair on his ass!!!!
guy2: yeah he has a Backside Blackbeard.

by whodawoman June 7, 2011

backslander

to be anally raped by another being

god i backslandered the shit out of beth last night, she got wrecked!!

by criss gon June 17, 2011

Backstaff

The group that marches behind a formation. The group consists mainly of headquarters personel and generally the purpose of a backstaff is to be fucking champs.

PL: You want to be a squad leader?
Admin NCO: Fuck no Sir, BACKSTAFF LIKE A CHAMP!

by ThatSFCJawn September 27, 2011

backsplass

When taking a massive dump, backsplass is the the effect of the dump causing water to splash against your ass.

Not only did I have to whipe my my anus, but I got water all over the rest of my ass. Fucking backsplass!

by Emurfo October 22, 2013

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

backstage burger

Every groupie's goal i.e. a euphemism for a rock stars penis or sex with a rock star

Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.

by billoflaw March 2, 2014