Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski October 16, 2008

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 19, 2010

Nitrous Boner

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.

Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.

by JoeRon904 April 17, 2009

Musical boner

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

by Phil lesherson January 20, 2014

boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

by aboutwill May 14, 2010

love-boner

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.

I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

pussy boner

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006