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Bisexual

Someone who likes their cake and eat it too. They have sex with anyone they can get attention from. A bisexual typically has daddy issues.
My GF told me she likes to have sex with both genders and identifies as bisexual.
by Lifeisajokesoami February 11, 2019
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bisextual

A person who will sext anyone and/or everyone in his/her contact list. This act is often done when drunk texting as the sender keeps one eye closed in order to see the phone screen. In this pose, the sender looks like he/she just received a pirate face.

This term does not apply to someone who has had their phone iJacked.

A bisextual should not be confused with a homosextual, whose sexting is usually intented to be comical in nature and not taken seriously.
Dude: OMG! I just got a sext from Bill! It shows him doing the meatspin and asks if I want to be next!!

Female friend: STFU!! I got the same message!!!

Dude: Bill is one crazy ass bisextual!
by HemlocKing March 2, 2012
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bisexual love-whore

Someone who both offers love to get sex and sex to get love.
girl 1: He's never there for me when I really need him. I feel like he tells me he loves me just to get me in bed and then pleasures me just to get me to love him.

girl 2: Yeah, he swings both ways... he's such a bisexual love-whore!
by carrot/stick December 19, 2012
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Bisexual

Person 1: So are you straight or gay?
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???
Person 2: That means that I'm half gay...
by Some fuck November 17, 2016
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bisexual

someone who likes all women and only fictional men, and simps for anime men. They usually are obsessed with plants and crystals.!
I’m bisexual but i like only women.
by swagquinn April 9, 2021
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Bisexual man

A guy who is in denial about his sexuality
I met a bisexual man but of course he was just a liar
by dole merchant January 12, 2023
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heteromantic bisexuality

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.
Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.
by The Cheesy Creamers February 27, 2021
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