A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
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The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.
Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
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Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
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Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.
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guy 2: "Is it gonna be shit like the ones on the ps3 and 2?"
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guy 2: "Neat...."
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