august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by anonymous November 18, 2021

12 August

National mehmeh day

Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks

by wobx October 5, 2021

August 1st

It’s Spider Man day! Spider-Man entered the comic-book universe in issue 15 of Marvel Comics’ “Amazing Fantasy” in August 1st 1962, that’s why “Spider-Man Day” is celebrated on this day!

(we’re all hoping for the trailer in the Spider-Man week 2021 that Sony announced)

“Dude it’s August 1st!”
“What about it?”
“It’s Spider-Man Day!”
“Of course! How did I forget about it! Hopefully we’ll get the trailer for ‘No Way Home’ in the following week!”

by hedalex13 July 30, 2021

August 29th

Judgement Day in the Terminator. Sarah Connor had visions of this day in Terminator 2: Judgement Day but prevented it with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sarah Conner: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel fucking real to you!

by 'Merica2 November 13, 2019

August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

by badgalbang July 29, 2021

August 14

People born on August 14 are the baddest bitches EVER! They are amazing and BEAUTIFUL! If you ever have an August 14th in your life KEEP THEM THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Boy:Oh my God... WHO IS SHEEE, she is BEAUTIFUL

Other Boy:Oh her?, that's y/n

Boy:Damn she must have been born on August 14th
Other Boy:Oh yeah she is!

Boy:I'm gonna go talk to her
Other Boy:Ok but if you get her, keep her SHES AMAZING!!!

by sexybirthday;) February 13, 2021