ethen evans

my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares

ethen evans did your mom

by the dummest alive October 23, 2022

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Evan Iriarte

Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too

Did you see Evan Iriarte and that stupid 5.0 driver doing donuts?

by baklava. November 23, 2021

Evan Gillam

Evan Gillam is a ScreaM (cs:go pro player) wannabe. In his spare time he enjoys playing growtopia cs:go and minecraft, even though he is 15 he enjoys these games and most of all enjoys jacking off to hentai and Nazi WWII porn

Evan gillam is a loser

by evan gillam is bad July 22, 2017