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Alyssa

The girl you should fall in love with because she will care for you and although she might not be popular she can do great things
I love Alyssa
by Trust your feelings June 9, 2021
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky

Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.
Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool

Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022
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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!
Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.
by Angryabby April 21, 2019
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Alyssa

Hellooooook😗
Alyssa has an instagram
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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Alyssa Janice

Someone who is overly sexy. Someone who you look at and you’re like holy shit id put a baby in that
Damn Alyssa Janice is fuckin sexy id put a baby in her quicker then a dog eats it’s vomit
by Lissykinsz01 May 5, 2019
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Alyssa Gem

A kind yet stubborn girl. She is one of a kind. She always think of others first and prioritizes in helping. She lacks confidence despite her awesomeness and curvaceous body. She loves small things given to her. A keeper and deserves to be kept for being loyal when in a relationship Has so many friends who take advantage of her kindness but she doesn't care. All that matters to her is that she loves them despite of making her a friend of convenience. Always laughs and lights up the mood of everyone. Witty and smart, often helps her classmates at school. Rarely seen to be mad but is scary when she is. Her biggest weakness is the death of her loved ones. Loves music, arts and dogs. Has a gregarious and high-pitched laugh.
Have you heard of our class governor, Alyssa Gem? She's great! And I would love to vote her again for the next school year!

Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
by Arrhaesia November 23, 2021
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