by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021

by Kaz00 June 16, 2022

Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass
by Jwils96 March 25, 2019

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.
Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

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by XXXdead November 6, 2022
