linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

log in to tci

u fucked up

log in to tci so go home

by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020

jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.

"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."

by lebrewski September 18, 2013

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007